Jokes Sms Biography
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“Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”
in Dirty SMS
Tags: Chudai SMS, Sexy SMS
Tharki
Larkon ko lrkiyon
Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,
Socho? .
Nahi pata?
Un k pyary pyary bary bary
Baal.
Tu Mummay smjha na?
saale tharki..
in Dirty SMS
DON
Larki Bachay Sy:
Apni luli Nikalo..
BACHA: OK..
LARKI: Ye Kya Aap Ki luli To Pakri He Nahi Jati..
BACHA:
“DON KO PAKARNA MUSHKIL HE NAHI BAL K NAMUMKIN HE.
in Dirty SMS
No Balance!
Ek larki ko peche se kisi ne ungli di aur chup gaya
peche ek 65 sala baba ta.
LARKI:baba g miscal ap ne ki?
Baba shalwar kol k bola mera to balanc hi khatam hai
in Dirty SMS
Poo!
Wo kon sa amal hai jis mein apko rahat or dosron ki lanat aik sath mlti hai nahi pata
wait /.poooon.
L_/_/
in Dirty SMS
Lun Ke Sath!
A vilage lady 2Doctor:Mje kuch dino k liye Bacha nahi chaiye.
Dr:To yh lo CONDOM.
Vilage lady:ye pani k sath laina hay ya dodh k sth.
Dr:”Lun”k sath .
in Dirty SMS
Tags: Condom SMS
Payment Done!
1 Larki bina sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gayi sardar ne akhbar mein add dia
“1 Larki
Qad 5 ft
Rung Gora
Nam Geta
Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuk
Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.
Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.
Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.
('.')
_/: : \_
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Asi tay manji te aa gae
Hun tusi v so jao "GOOD NIGHT"
in Good Night SMS
Bhoot Night
So jao
So jao
Bina sms kiye
hi so jao
Sapne may
BHOOT aen ge
Or apko yaad dilaen ge K aap ne aaj
mujhe*GööD NighT*nai
kaha
Koi baat nahi Have BHOOT NIGHT”
SleePy sMs FÖR a SleePy PersoN FrÖM a SleePy FrienD fÖr a SleePy reaSon aT a SleePy TimE on ThE SleePy NighT iN a SleePy MÖÖD TÖ SaY SleeeeeP G(‘,’)(‘,’)D Night
in Good Night SMS
Pyari Gal
Lo Vai Sajno Tay Mitro,
Allah Tuanu Sakoon Di Neend Dy
Ya
Na Dy,
Pr Mainoo Zaroor Dy…
Aj Di Isi Pyari G Gal Dy Naal GOOD NIGHT
in Good Night SMS
Punjabi Night
DiL V, 13
::
* 80 v, tery
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* hor, 10
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* ki haal ay, 13
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* ok g ijazat, 2
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* 32 bujhao, or
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* 100 jao,
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Good Night
in Good Night SMS
Still Sleeping?
('.') Hy, u r
< )'(> stil
_/\_ sleeping!
Get up from the bèd
, ('.')
|) _/)'(\_
]"""""""< <"""[ shabash
"GOOD MORNING"
in Good Night SMS
Lait Jao
('.') Hy, O Rabba,
< )'(> Hale tk
_/'\_ jagdy pye O.
Challo leto bed ty,
, ('.')
|) _/)'(\_
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in Good Night SMS
Hun So Jao
Ek Ghora ek ghori ko manaa raha tha aur ghori naheen maan rahi thi. manatey manatey woh dono beech bazaar ke aa gaye aur ghori maan gai.. ab public ko aisa moqa to chahiye hi hota hey chunanche woh unn donon ke ird gird kharey ho ker tamasha dekhna shuru ho geye. Ghora Ghori per cher to gya lekin ab us ka Lund ghori ke ander naheen ja raha tha. tamashiyoon mein se ek shakhs se na rahney huwa aur us ne agey barh ker ghorey ka Lund apney hathoon se paker ker ghori ki Phuddy mein dalney ki koshish shuru ker di... issi asnaa mein ghorey neapna moon pechey ker ke insaani awaz mein kaha......
"O Pann choddaa, iddi kaali manoon nai ae jidi tanoo ae"
Yani....Itni jaldi majhe naheen hey jitni tujhe hey.
Meera dinner kay bad waiter sy: “ ye lo 100 rupay tip, go and “KILL THE WAVES”
Waiter pareshan ho kar bola: “KILL THE WAVES” matlab
Meera: a u non sense fool! Pandu pepole!
Mera matlab hai……………JA OR JA K MOJAAN MAAR….!
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Meera: America ko Evening per hamla nahin karna chahye...............................
Meera jee America Evening per nahin "Shaam" per hamla karnay lga hay............................
Meera: Off course pagal shaam ko english main evening kehta hain
Veena malik ka khitaab
Sanooker Bewakufon ka khail hay
"Danda Hath me or Ball Sorakh Me"
Game ka maza to tub aata hay "jab ball hath me aur Danda Sorakh me ho"
Veena Malik ka sports day pay taqreeb say khetaab
(Happy sports day)
Veena Malik ka Pak army kay jawaanon say khitaab
Aagr meri jesi ek larki pak army ki tmam units ma post kr di jae to fouj ki leave ki problem hamesha k liye khatam ho skti hay,
…………………………………………………………..Veena Malik ka Corps comd conf men point, SM Khush
Veena malik ka boycot
Agr us larki ko pta hota k us rat me kitna maza hy tu wo kbi pepsi lene na bhagti….!!!
……………………………..Veena Malik ka 65 wali pepsi ka bycot krty hue josh me a geen……..!!
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Dullah Suhaag raat dua maang raha tha " ya khuda mujhay taaqat aur tajraba atta kar"...................Dulhan boli: tu sirf taaqat ki dua kar, tajarba mujhe boht hai.
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Gabbar Singh jab paida hua to uski maa ne usy bohat maara,
Nurse ne pucha,"Kyu maar rahi ho?" Maa ne kaha, Paida hote hi puch raha hai kitne aadmi thay maa................?
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Girl: Ye Love kaise hota hai?
Boy: "L" ko pakar k, "O" ko daba k, "V" mai daal k jb "E" ki awaz aey to samajh lo LOVE ho gaya
Veena Malik kay SMS
Aurat CD ki trha hoti hay jo sirf aik taraf say USE hoti hay.Magar pathaanon nay ise Cassette bana rakha hay
Veena malik ki peshawar se wapsi per rote huy media say guftagu.
Doodh ka SMS
Nido, Olper’s, Haleeb, aur Milk Pak Ki advertisement per koi pabandi nahi to phir mere doodh per Q?
……………Muneer Gujar ki bhains ka pur-zur ehtajaj …...………..aap veena malik samjhay thay naan
Shreefana SMS
Larki: mjhy boht sardi lg rhe ha
Larka: Mri jacket pehn lo
Larki: nai mjhy apni banhon ma lay lo.
Larka: sorry…ye islam ma jaiz nahin hay
Subhan Allah kah kar fwd karain larkay kitnay shareef ho gay hain.
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