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Aaloo ny Bhindi k number per 

"Love U" ka message bheja.

Bhindi ny usay call ker k bura bhala kaha 

aur boli : Shut up! tum itny Moty aur 

me Slim and Smart.

Aaloo ko bohat dukh hua aur us ny phir 

itni sabziyan phansaain k aaj aap khud 

dekh sakty hen.

Aaloo-gobhi

Aaloo-bengan

Aaloo-palak

Aaloo-matar

Aaloo-gajar 

Aaloo-methi

Aaloo-saag

Jab k Bhindi us din se aaj tak 

Akeli hai..:-(

Piyar piyar hota hai.

Is liye kehtay hen, piyar ki qadar karo

chaahay Lover Aaloo jesa ho ya

Bhaaloo jesa...;-) 

Kisi shaam mujh ko bhi yaad ker liya kero,

Yara

Me dost purana hi sahi magar abhi zinda to hun.

Men are very kind 

And Women are very Mean!

Proof...?

Most Women don't like 

to help Unknown Men.

But

All Men are Ready to

Help Unknown Women...:-) 

Joke Of The Day"

If Money even Grew on trees,

Girls would not Mind 

Dating with

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"MONKEYS"....:-( 

Ek Engineer ko job na mili to us ny 

clinic khola or bahar likha k 300 me Elaaj keraen.

Elaaj na hua to 1000 wapas.

1 Admi ny socha k 1000 kamanay ka acha 

moqa hai. Wo clinic aya or kaha :

Mujhy kisi bhi cheez ka zaiqa nahi ata.

Doctor : Box 22 se dawa nikalo or isko 

3 drop pilao.

Nurse ny pila diye.

Mareez : Ye kia! Ye to Petrol hai.

Doctor : Mubarak ho! Aap ko zaiqa mehsoos ho gaya.

Lao 300.

Mareez ko ghussa aya.

Kuch din k baad wo phir gaya k ab doctor se 

puranay paisy bhi wapas leny hen.

Mareez : Doctor Sahab! meri yaddasht kaam nahi kerti.

Doctor : Box 22 se dawa nikalo or 

3 drop pilao.

Mareez : Lekin wo dawa to zuban k taste ki hai?

Doctor : Mobarak ho! Aap ki yaddasht bhi 

wapas aagai. Lao 300.....:-(

Doctor : Mr Bean, I am sorry to say that you have 

brain cancer.

Mr Bean : Yes! (jumps in joy)

Doctor : Did you understand what I 

just told you? 

Mr Bean : Yes, Of course! Do you think

I am dumb?

Doctor : Then why are you so happy?

Mr Bean : Because that prove I have 

a Brain....:-) 

Why American names are like?

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JACKSON

WILSON

MARKSON

ROBINSON

NICHOLSON

ANDERSON

DAVIDSON

JEMSON

JOHNSON

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Bcoz

Mom can remember Who is Whose Son...:-)

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