Hindi Romantic Love Sms Biography
Source(google.com.pk)
Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho,
Kabhi usse dosti mat todna,
Kyunki pani kitna bhi ganda ho jaye,
Aag bujhane k kam to aa hi jata hai.
A gal checked her weight - 58 Kg.
Removed Sandal - 56 Kg.
Then Jacket - 53 Kg.
Then Dupatta - 52 Kg.
Then... coins khatam...
A boy in queue behind her said - U carry on.. I'll put the coins!!
A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri bhen di...
Pehlay kiss karo…
phir bister per laitao…
phir dono tangein uper kark….
thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho…
ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
pamper change kerdo……
Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don’t say loose motions hai
Ruk gaya wo waqt ki nishani ban ke
Beh gaya ek din aankh ka pani ban ke
Ajeeb kashma-kash ban gayi hai zindagi
Ae maut tu hi mil ja ab ishq ki nishani ban ke
February 3rd, 2013 Posted in : Hindi Shayari SMS
Teri dosti ne bahut kuchh sikha diya,
Meri khamosh duniya ko jaise hansa diya,
Karzdaar hain hum khuda ke,
Jisne aap jaise dost se mila diya!
February 3rd, 2013 Posted in : Hindi Shayari SMS
Aye naye saal bata tujh mein naya kya hai..?
Har taraf khalq ne kiyun shor mcha rakha hai,
Roshni din ki wohi,
Taron bhari rat wohi,
Aaj hum ko nazar aati hai har bat wohi,
Aasman badla hai na badli ye afsurda zameen,
Aik hindse ka badalna koi jiddat to nahi,
Pichle barson ki tarha hon ge qare
February 3rd, 2013 Posted in : Hindi Shayari SMS
Agar kisi ke pass sub kuch ho to duniya jalti hai,
Agar kuch na ho to duniya hansti hai,
Mere pass sirf aap ke liye DUA hai..
jis ke liye sari duniya tarasti hai.
February 3rd, 2013 Posted in : Hindi Shayari SMS
Ashq unki aankho ke kareeb hote hai
Rishte dard ke jin ko naseeb hote hai
Dosto, Daulat dil ki jisne lutai ho
Kon kehta hai wo gareeb hote hai
February 3rd, 2013 Posted in : Hindi Shayari SMS
Gilla kya kare ab kisise hum
Dosto ne hi pehchan ne se inkaar kar diya
Gustakiya humne bhi ki hai zindagi me bohat
Aaj begunah the aur dosto ne manane se inkaar kar diya
February 3rd, 2013 Posted in : Hindi Shayari SMS
Har haath me khanjar, Hr dil me ek chor kyun hai ?
Aine k samne main hu, magar aine me koi aur kyun hai ?
Insaan hain sbhi to insaniyat kyu nahi hai,
Ya unme Dil nahi hai, aur hai to Itna kathor kyun ?
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