Romantic Kiss Sms Biography
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What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...
Kiss me and you will see stars ….
Love me and I will give them to you.
if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*
People say
A blessed KISS is on HEAD
A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS
A passionate KISS is on LIPS
A romantic KISS is on NECK
But seriously
HOTTEST KISS is on
Iron
Try it:p
A KISS …
Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) …
That’s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
love is blind
be very kind
wen I KISS YOU
plz don"t mind.
KISS IS THE KEY OF LOVE.
LOVE IS THE KEY OF MARRIAGE.
MARRIAGE ID THE BOX OF CHILDREN.
CHILDREN ARE PROBLEM OF PAKISTAN.
SO STOP THE KISSING AND SAVE THE PAKISTAN.
A hug for you means I need you.
A kiss for you means I love you.
A call for you means I"m missing you.
loving you can only be compared to the sand of an ocean,
missing you with
the warmth of your skin,
baby to me you mean the world,
i can"t stand without ur thing,
talk without ur lips!!!!
So come and kiss me.
Life is nothing without LOVE,
LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don”t get emotional yar just b practical
so STOP luving and START Kissing.
What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=….
lets not get carried away!
DO U KNOW D FULL FORM OF KISS MISS
K=KISS
I=IS
S=SO
S=SWEET
M=MISS
I=IS
S=SO
S=SEXY
THATS Y ITS TASTE IS SWEET & SEXY
"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.
The moment eternal - just that and no more -
When ecstasy"s utmost we clutch at the core
While cheeks burn, arms open, eyes shut, and lips meet!
a sweet &loving person like u
needs no message....
,,0*0,,
JUST A
;;"_ _";;
KISS!
;( * ):
_>_.<_
Muahh...
Benefits of Kissing
Changes taste
Burns Calories
Lips never go dry
Relieves Stress
Makes face muscles strong
So KEEP KISSING
U r sweeter than honey.
purer than milk.
softer than flower.
since i have u as my lover,
come to me near,
i”ll kiss ur lips without fear.
u”ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.
love is heat
which is very sweet
love is incomplete
till 2 lips meet.
Dear customer!your kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now!
u have 2 free kiss,
and 3minutes hug
& will be expired on 1st April 2007
I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you two kisses to dream.
I give you an endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up in the morning, think of me.
Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let"s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.
Will you love me in December as you do in
May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?
When my hair has all turned gray,
Will you kiss me then and say,
That you love me in December as you do in May?
r sweeter than honey.
purer than milk.
softer than flower.
since i have u as my lover,
come to me near,
i”ll kiss ur lips without fear.
u”ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.
kisses Spread Germs.
Germs Are Hated…
Come On Baby Kiss Me,
Coz I”m Vaxinated
My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss
What is Kiss?
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion,
that will lead to further penetration,
in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
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