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Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver and wife is kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.

Husband:What was THAT for?

Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.

Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE.

Wife:Sorry!

Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!

Husband:Why?

Wife:Your Horse PHONED!

wife : Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

Husband: Whom should I Call

Now Police Or Ambulance..

Wife to doc: Doc, I think my husband has a fearful disease.I talk to him for hours and he doesn’t hear a word I say.

Doc:That’s not a disease, its a gift!

Husband:I’ll admit I’m wrong if you’ll admit I’m right!

Wife:I agree! u go first!

Husband:OK,I’m wrong!

Wife(with a twinkle in her eye):you are right!

Wife going to USA

Wife: Do u want anything from USA?

Husband: Yeah, an English girl

Wife returns from USA

Husband: where’s my gift?

Wife: wait for 9 months

Wife: Do you want dinner?

Husband: Sure, what are my choices?

Wife: Yes and no

Wife: (expecting a car)

Gift me something which goes from 0 to 100 in 3 seconds when I’m on it.

Husband: gifted her a weighing machine…. .!

2 Married Men Talking-

10yrs Ago,

Whenever I Returned Home,

My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

Man On His Death Bed Confesses 2 His Wife-I Had An Affair With Ur Sister, Ur Best Friend & The Maid.

Wife : I Know Darling. Now Relax & Let The Poison Work! ..;-)

Wife: If I removed the cook & make the food myself 4 a month,what will u pay me?

Husband: I don’t have 2 pay u, u will get my entire insurance amount.;-)

Women live a better,

longer & peaceful life.. !!

Why?

Very simple…..

A woman does not have a wife !!!!

A Sad girl was sitting with her husband

Husband: U r d second most beautiful girl, I’ve ever seen.

Girl: Who’s the first?

Husband: It’s YOU When u smile.

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