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 Urdu

Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain

Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.

Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.

Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.

Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay

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 Urdu

Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein 

...

Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe karna bandh karo

warna nikaal kar khara kardonga

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 English

Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but

when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!

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 English

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when

another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke

kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya 

aa

othey free delivery hondi aaa.

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 English

What's the closest thing to a woman's period?

Your salary.

It comes once a month,

lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn't come, everything's fucked

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 Urdu

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch

na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

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 Urdu

Ik Larki thi dewaani si...

Ik Larkay pe wo mar...

Kuch lena tha usay...

Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi

Jab bi milti thi muijhey.....

Ye hi pocha karti thi......

Ye "CONDOM" kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

Ye "CONDOM" kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

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Urdu

fanta piyo,

pepsi piyo,

marinda piyo

coke piyo,

dew piyo,

pani piyo,piyo aur piyo

kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main 

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English

The most difficult golf course in the world is... "Women Hole" any

style you play... as many shots you try... & as much perfection you have... 

you

can never get your balls in...!!!

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 English

BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY, DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY, 

REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY..AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY 

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English

He came at night,

explored my body,

got on top of me,

touched me,

he bit, sucked, swalowd,

when he was satisfyed,

he left,

i was hurt,

BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! 

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English

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off 

& we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch. 

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English

Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit 

harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text ! 

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English Urdu Mix

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress 

ka?

Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi.

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 English

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur 

warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,

my lovely pyjamas 

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English

What do you call a wife who is sexy,

beautiful, intelligent, understanding,

caring, never jealous and a great cook?

ANSWER : A rumor! 

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English

Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u 

get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet! 

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English

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X

S - SMILE

E - ENERGY

X - XCITEMENT

so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

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 Urdu

1 boy 1 girl ko fuck ker raha tha fuck kertay kertay us ne girl se

poocha k tumhara boy friend kon hai hai girl ne reply kia choro us ma k 

kooos ko

wo is waqt yeh sms per raha hai ! ! ! 

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Urdu

Cream ke Add main face dikhaya. Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya. Shampoo Ki 

Add main Baal Dikhaye. Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.

Thats Cheating

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 Urdu

Kiss Pan Chod ne Gand main ungali ki hai. Ager wo Maa ka lora samney aa jaye 

to us Kuri chod ko dekh loon. Sir, aapka student gand marwa le ga per kisi 

ko kabi gali nahi de ga ! !

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 English

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur 

warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite, my lovely 

pyjamas

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English

He came at night,

explored my body,

got on top of me,

touched me,

he bit, sucked, swalowd,

when he was satisfyed,

he left,

i was hurt,

BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! 

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AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOO SAY SEX NAHI KERTA

LERKI : VO KIYOO

LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI

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 Urdu

Girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati hai par ap

ki nahi ati kiun?

MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere bap ne baja baja

kar kharab kardi.

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 English

How To Teach Mathmatics To A Girl.

1st add lips

2nd minus clothes

3rd divide legs

and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point. 

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Urdu

Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan:

1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega.

2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga.

3. Don't scroll down:

Jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor kare ga.

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 Urdu

dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

ah

oh

dheere

ah

mar gayi

ah

oh

ahah

chal ab bas kar

1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

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